Doc:
The patient does not verbalize the last time she ingested alcoholics.
My brain:
A MONSTROUS WOMAN WAS SEEN SWEEPING THROUGH [CITY'S] SKID ROW TODAY, SNATCHING UP HOMELESS MEN AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE. A BYSTANDER SAID ALL THE MEN WERE "BIG FAT DRUNKS" AND THAT AFTER THE WOMAN, DESCRIBED BY WITNESSES AS "BEHEMOTH LADY" CONSUMED THEM ALL, SHE MOVED ON, APPARENTLY IN SEARCH OF PICKLED PROSTITUTES. FILM AT 11!
I'm still giggling madly.
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